tight-necked!!

     Parties, funerals, formal get-togethers, etc; my one suit is getting a lot of mileage. Who decided that formal clothing needed to be uncomfortable clothing? If I, Shailesh ।।।।, were king of the universe for just one day, it’s the first decision that I’d reverse. Can't we all graduate in sweatpants and flip-flops? Can't we attend weddings and funerals in the without wearing those nooses around our neck. They might come in pretty colors and textures but all of 'em are tad too itchy and uncomfortable for me. They are pain in an ass to put on and pretty much interfere with just about everything. There I was eating an ice-cream and poof my tie has to lick it too, followed by salad, grrrrr... its ridiculous how we have to roll it over our shoulders whenever have to pee until of course if u happen to like the smell of urine. I just think that we all wear 'em because everyone else does, how fucking hilarious. Remind yourself of life's brevity. Life is just too short to go through it with tight necked. I say fuck tie and bring on something comfy;)

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