don't wear skinny JEANS if you don't have skinny GENES.

 fashion "dos" or fashion "how-tos"

     Let me start with a LOL to let all the fat people (who must be positively hating me for the title) know that I love you all. Okay, not in the ways how Romeo loved Juliet but I show certain affinity towards people who read my blog. Let me not beat around the bush and get it straight that I am not trying to get some fashion sense to the minds and lives of people who clearly are living-breathing stereotypical example of fashion faux-pas. Nor did I ever dream of becoming a fashion police, but we've seen those people who clearly are bit uneasy to an eye so much so that it hurts. And am not just talking about super fat people who wear skinny jeans with the weight that is literally worthy of O.M.G reaction, but all people who just don't get that whatever they are doing or wearing are clearly an act of a class clown. Some of you must be like "eew, Shailesh you are nasty and mean!!" Hello, am sure you aren't a saint yourself. How many of us have laughed at those people who audition for American Idol and X-Factor and clearly were derailed and delusional for doing so? How many of us have searched for funny videos on YouTube and laughed our ass off at somebody else's misery and accidents; eventually helping to spread those videos by sharing 'em on social tools like Twitter and Facebook? Listen blog buddies, we've all done it!! So, I know just right that you understood what I mean.  


     Sometimes I'm happy that Simon Cowell is there doing what he does best "whine about people." Because there are times he tells things to people which might bring them back to their normal senses and spare them the eventual heart break. What Simon Cowell tells them, to be honest, ought to be told to them by their mumsies in the first place. Following your heart is one thing but building a castle in the air without working our way to make a real one is not at all the dream chasing business. I encourage to chase after things you absolutely love but along the way understand the importance of the choice that has been silently bestowed upon us. The power to "quit at the right time" when its not too late.


     Somebody said world is your oyster and I'd say true that. There is absolutely too many things to see, to eat, to visit, to feel, to experience and new people to meet. Don't get stuck, don't get too comfortable with what you have. Love the things you do; meanwhile keep trying new things and rejuvenate. Who knows, prolly the new thing you'll pick up will pay you back handsomely. It sure does feel great to have CASH TO FLASH. Go to Bollywood/Hollywood to become an actor if you want to. But don't get too complacent and keep trying for 30 years only to realize one day that you could have been the greatest author. That'll be such a waste. Understand we've been told a lie time and often. TRY, TRY UNTIL YOU DIE ain't appropriate all the time it should instead be something like TRY, TRY UNTIL YOU QUIT. That's my point don't be stuck up. Use your body every which way you can before your body gives up on you and am not talking about sexual positions and flexibility. Go on a hiking trip, dance till you sweat bucket and the likes of such things. Change your hairstyle, your dressing sense time and again. You'd feel rejuvenated (trust me I might be a stuck up in many field but hair style... lets just say am a pro). Change how the furnitures are arranged in your room, try new restaurants, reach out to your neighbours and expand your horizons. We crave to feel alive but lemme tell you what I know with absolute certainty that noting comes automatic in life. We've to work to get things. Every push, every try will make a teenie weenie progress.


     So dontchu buy one pair of skinny jeans that looked real cool on Lindsy Lohan and get stuck with it forever. You and your body changes along the years, so change your style often not just to flatter others but yourself. And you must have realized that skinny jeans is just metaphorical in the post. It can be anything we've gotten too comfortable with over the years... look around you'll find ample things you don't need anymore in your life!! If possible replace 'em. Stay insanely happy *BIATCHES*

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